It's The Great Election, Charlie Brown!

"I got a cool new gavel!"

 

 "I got a mandate to cut spending!"

"I got a rock."

"I got a bunch of new conservative senators, and a bunch of vulnerable Democrats to pick off!"

"I got to keep my old job!"

"I got a rock."

"I got a ton of new conservative Republicans elected and major clout!"

"I got a rock."

 

"I got subpoena power!"

"I got a whole bunch of new friends on the way!"

"I got a rock."