Thursday, December 29, 2011
Cheap Trick played a short-notice charity gig last night at Atlanta's Buckhead Theater (formerly The Roxy, before a much-needed refurbishment a year or so back). My wife and I went to the show, and had a great time. The crowd ranged from people considerably older than us to young kids, and included everything from Buckhead hipsters to grungy teens in Motorhead jackets. I think I'm safe in saying that pretty much everybody there had a blast.
Like most of the surviving 70's and 80's road warrior bands, Cheap Trick still has the chops (although original drummer Bun E. Carlos has retired from touring due to back trouble; he's replaced live by guitarist/songwriter Rick Neilsen's son Daxx) and stage savvy to pull off a solid show. Unlike a lot of his contemporaries, vocalist Robin Zander could still hit every note, including a jaw-dropping cover of the Beatles' valedictory medley from side two of "Abbey Road." I'm reasonably sure Zander sings those parts far better than Paul McCartney himself could today.
So anyway (here's the "look at me!" part), for years and years during the song "Surrender," Cheap Trick used to toss Kiss albums into the crowd after a line referencing that band. Nelisen often jokes that Cheap Trick was responsible for several Kiss albums going platinum, since their roadies were always having to go to a local record store to buy up additional copies for the gag.
No doubt partly due to the end of vinyl records as easily-found items, they've knocked the Kiss part off, but Neilsen did toss an autographed cover from Cheap Trick's own latest album (cleverly titled "The Latest") into the crowd during "Surrender" last night. It careened off a light fixture on the theater's ceiling, and ricocheted basically into my hands. Which was, y'know, pretty cool.
Here it is, complete with a ton of guitar picks that had been kindly stuck into the seams:
... and here's a sample of the song itself:
Friday, December 16, 2011
Christopher Hitchens died yesterday, at the far-too-young age of 62.
Matt Labash offers up one of the first of what will surely be a tidal wave of encomiums from Hitchens' vast list of friends (and enemies). Labash recalls Hitchens leading a rag-tag band of reporters from Kuwait into Iraq during the first Gulf War:
At the first checkpoint, we were turned back by a British Air Force policeman who told us passage was unthinkable due to security reasons. Hitchens was incensed. “Security is only a word, but it’s not a reason, is it?” When we wished to talk to the head Kuwaiti in charge, our efforts to bribe him were met with cool resistance, and our yellow-bellied driver breached his contract and turned back. We made it onto a humanitarian run the next morning, rolling down the Highway of Death, while being periodically pulled over and delayed for hours as the Kuwaitis—worshippers of all things bureaucratic—kept demanding we fill out more paperwork declaring our affiliations. “Who wants to know?” barked Hitchens, castigating reporter colleagues for complying like sheep, while pointing out particularly egregious offenders: “Look at him, reading the list upside down. Do you sign anything they put in front of you? You’ve got to push back hard or you’ll get too used to being pushed around.”
Steve Green and I have had a running bet for years regarding which one of us would manage to go drinking with Hitchens first. Sadly, we--along with those of any ideology or religion who love great writing and admire the mighty of heart--both lost.
UPDATE: Speaking of Steve, he knocked it out of the park today.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
December 12, 2011:
Gallup: In U.S., Fear of Big Government at Near-Record Level
December 13, 2011:
AP: NTSB recommends ban on driver cell phone use
Yet nothing is invincible...
Friday, December 9, 2011
As you can see from the preceeding post, my mom passed away last month.
The minister at our old church in Enterprise had never met my folks before my mom's funeral. My dad, who cared for Mom throughout her long illness, hadn't been able to get out to do much of anything other than work and look after her for the last couple of years.
I though it was ridiculous that we were asking this guy to give a eulogy for somebody that he didn't know and knew nothing about (I could barely speak when we met with him), so I wrote this up the night before and emailed it to him. It is a very poor effort, but even now, it's about as much as I can manage.
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My mother was born into an Alabama farming family on Sand Mountain in the Appalachian foothills. Her people were by any modern standard (or even the standards of those days, at the end of the Depression) dirt poor. But when they could leave the fields, they were musicians--the Johnsons had a bluegrass and gospel band that Mom sang with on the radio as a child--and storytellers and craftsmen beyond any level of those arts we see today.
Her uncles made fiddles and guitars from scratch, and her father, despite having only an eighth-grade education, was one of the first men hired by NASA when it was started up in the 1950s. By the time he retired, Granddaddy was on a first-name basis with Werner Von Braun, and replaced by a degreed electrical engineer. He worked two jobs for most of his life, and put his two daughters through Birmingham-Southern College. He and my grandmother were the two hardest-working people I've ever known.
Until my aunt Lauren was born in the 1950s, Mom was the only child between my grandmother Bernelle and her older sisters Connie and Ruby Jo. She was loved as intensely by those three families as anyone could imagine, and she passed on that remarkable bond of affection for home and kin to her own children and her two grandsons. I think the soft weight of those four generations of close-knit family ties is why it's so difficult for me to talk about her today.
Without exaggeration, Mom was something of a star in her hometown of Albertville. She was the drum major in the marching band, a straight-A student, and a famous beauty. Just a couple of years ago, by chance, I ran into Robert O. Johnson, Albertville's long-time photographer and unofficial historian, and the first thing he told my wife Beth upon meeting her was what a pretty woman my mother was. Robert, now in his eighties, retired and nearly blind, still says his most famous photograph out of the untold thousands he took in a long career was a shot of teenaged Lynda holding up the head of a gigantic fake snake that had been wrapped around a car as a cheerful hoax. That picture has been reprinted in Sand Mountain newspapers at least a dozen times since it was taken in the late 50s, and it always brought a light to Mom's eyes when someone dug out a copy.
My parents met in Birmingham, when my dad was in dental school at UAB and mom was about to finish college. They were a blind date, set up by mutual friends who are themselves still married and attended Mom's services last month. The details of that date--a raucous dental-school banquet--made for a seemingly-endless chain of funny stories doled out by their friends during my childhood, but it obviously went well. They were married in 1962, and Mom taught high school in Birmingham until Dad finished school. He was commissioned in the Air Force upon graduating, and the two rural Alabama natives moved together to RAF Lakenheath in England shortly afterwards.
For Mom, this was a bit like being assigned to Heaven. A Phi Beta Kappa English major, she was already an Anglophile who could (and did) go toe-to-toe with Cambridge dons discussing Shakespeare. Together they soaked up the history, survived the lousy East Anglia weather, collected antiques and a couple of English bulldogs, and tried to start a family. My older brother Charles was born and died on the same day in 1967, and Mom never really got over his loss. Two decades later we visited his grave together, in a lonely corner of the American cemetery at Lakenheath.
When Dad's term of service was over in 1968, they returned home to Alabama and settled in Enterprise, although neither of them had any family here. I arrived shortly afterwards, followed by my sister Kitty, thirteen months and one day later; which Mom always referred to as "twins the hard way." Mom rebutted the admonition of a college friend that she was moving to "a cultural wasteland" by helping found the Coffee County Arts Alliance, which has brought everything from Broadway to opera to Dizzy Gillespie to Enterprise over the years, and thrives to this day.
She was a fascinating person to have as a mother. Mom would recite snippets of classical poetry while dropping a Billy Joel tape in her car's 8-track on the way to a college football game. She encouraged every variety of hobby or interest Kitty and I might have (well, she did draw the line at my request for an ant farm), and pushed us, sometimes (but not always) subtly to expand our horizons. When I entered college as an engineering major, she cajoled me for a year to go convince Auburn's writer-in-residence to admit me into her fiction writing course (she finally did, and as a matter of course, later became a pen pal of Mom's). After reading a blurb about a new scholarship in a game program, she nudged me again to apply for a study abroad grant that would send me to London and Oxford to read literature and history. She was that kind of a mom.
She was this kind, too: when I was a little boy, we went to Atlanta's Grant Field to watch Auburn play Georgia Tech. Once in the stadium, I sat down next to a particularly obnoxious Tech fan who made a point of leaning over to bad-mouth Auburn whenever he saw my dad looking the other way. Mom put up with that for about five minutes before picking up a full cup of icy Coke and dumping it over the guy's head. He leapt up and glared at me, thinking I'd done it, and yelled at Mom, "Lady, what kind of kid are you raising here?"
Mom jumped up herself, all five-foot-nothing and 100 pounds worth, poked her finger in the soaking Tech fan's chest and replied, "My son didn't do that--I DID!" She got a standing ovation from the Auburn fans around us, and the Tech guy slunk away, never to be seen again.
Mom tried a million different things herself. She took a couple of years worth of German at Troy State, just because she wanted to learn the language. She wrote feature articles for the Southeast Sun (a local weekly paper) for a few years before getting fed up at the ham-handed editing. Mom was ahead of her time; she would have been a great blogger. She became a part-time travel agent and tour guide, leading groups of Alabamians across England and Scotland. She dabbled in court reporting. She learned to ski, she painted, she wrote, she played the piano and had a beautiful singing voice.
Kitty got the music and the social graces and the beauty; I got the writing and the take-no-bull attitude. Most days I'm convinced Kitty got the better end of the deal.
She loved her family, and she loved her friends, and their numbers are seemingly endless. I was hardly able to turn around in Enterprise the week of her funeral without being embraced by them. Everywhere I went, people I barely recognized (if that) stopped to tell me how much they loved my mother.
Most of them have told me that it's been a long time since they'd seen her. They lost her all at once; her family had been losing her one little piece at a time for nearly a decade. People have always told me that I take after her, and for myself, I can't imagine a fate more terrifying than slowly, steadily losing your mind.
When she went in to be examined for possible dementia years ago, Mom asked us not to tell her if the diagnosis was Alzheimer's. We kept that promise, so I don't really know whether she understood what was happening to her or not. I suspect she did, though. Mom was a very smart lady.
And so she suffered, for years, with just my amazing dad and a few dedicated care-givers to help her. Dad did everything anyone possibly could to help her, but simply because he is a mortal man, that could not be enough.
Finally, last month, the disease took everything she had left, with one sole but vital exception: the memories of the people she'd touched during her life.
Those are nothing to take lightly, but they are not enough. I still want my mom back.
Lynda Collier, age 71, died at her home in Enterprise, Alabama on November 11, 2011 after a long struggle with Alzheimer's Disease.
Mrs. Collier was born in Albertville, Alabama on March 9, 1940, the daughter of Brelen and Bernelle Chambers, both of whom preceded her in death. Lynda attended Huntingdon College in Montgomery, and graduated with honors from Birmingham-Southern College. She was a member of the Phi Beta Kappa honorary society and her beloved Alpha Omicron Pi social sorority. She taught English at Ensley High School in Birmingham, and was later a feature writer for the Southeast Sun in Enterprise.
Lynda and her husband of 49 years, Dr. William (Bill) Baxter Collier, Jr. were married in 1962. They were stationed at RAF Lakenheath in England, where their first child, Charles Amos Collier, was born and died in 1967. They returned to Alabama in 1968, settling in Enterprise.
Lynda was a member of St. Luke United Methodist Church and the Episcopal Church of the Epiphany, and a founder of the Coffee County Arts Alliance. A life-long Anglophile and lover of English literature, Lynda led tours of England and Scotland, and was a devoted patron of the Alabama Shakespeare Theater.
Lynda is survived by her husband Bill, their son William (Will) Baxter Collier, III and daughter Anne Lynn (Kitty) Collier Mingus, daughter-in-law Beth Herr Collier, son-in-law Matthew Mingus, grandsons Collier and Matthew Mingus, her sister Lauren Elizabeth and aunt Connie Dee Chambers Brown.
Services were held at St. Luke United Methodist Church in Enterprise on Tuesday, November 15. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to the Alzheimer's Association (alz.org).
The family wishes to send special thanks to Mary Sue Frazier, Mary Thames, Paula Catrett and Day Springs Hospice for their devotion and care, and to the community of Enterprise for the countless acts of kindness and love during Lynda's long illness.